No, I Just Meant More Like Sunset

HUSBAND: You want to go for a bike ride? ME: Maybe. But late. HUSBAND: Late? ME: Later. Like when it's a little cooler. Not at two in the afternoon. HUSBAND: So, like October then?

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Ten Questions I’ve Asked Myself Today

  1.       Why are there tongs on top of the dryer? 2.       Does Jim Messina go around all, “That punk-ass Loggins thinks he’s something? I was in Buffalo Springfield, bitches!” 3.       Why does one pink ankle sock end up in EVERY load of laundry I do? Where is the mate? How does it jump into…

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Wrong Phillips, Dude

MY FRIEND: Hey, what are you doing? Can you talk? ME: Yeah, just packing and listening to some Utah Phillips. MY FRIEND: OMIGOD! YOU? Are you serious? (singing) ….THINGS'LL CHANGE/THINGS'LL GO YOUR WAYYYY/ JUST HOOOOOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY… ME: sigh

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