I See What You Did There

So, I'm not going to lie. I've felt like crap the past couple of weeks. But I feel better today and I know I'm on the mend because I'm feeling the evil being pushed out by righteous indignation. I'm watching the football game the other night, right? And NBC is rolling out its new fall…

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The Facebook Inspirational Status

Dear Facebook Friends Who Insist On Posting Inspirational Sayings As Your Status, Stop. I understand that sometimes you might be having a bad day and need a few words to help keep your chin up. We've all been there, man. And, look, I know that you've been going through this weird separation with your spouse/significant…

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It’s Really A Miracle He Watches Anything With Me.

ME: So, wait, I don't understand this movie. It's been at least thirty years since whatever happened happened, and they are still living in some vast desert world with little water and no trees. But there are birds, no one's sunburned, and none of the women seem to have hairy armpits or to have missed…

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