It’s Really A Miracle He Watches Anything With Me.

10 Aug

ME: So, wait, I don't understand this movie. It's been at least thirty years since whatever happened happened, and they are still living in some vast desert world with little water and no trees. But there are birds, no one's sunburned, and none of the women seem to have hairy armpits or to have missed a visit to a salon.

HUSBAND: Hmmm…I don't know. Let me pause this movie that I have never seen to explain concepts I know no more about than you do, and, oh, did I mention IT'S A MOVIE??!!

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