HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!!

22 Oct

Because it is INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, I’d like to share a few things that suddenly shift meaning when said in CAPS LOCK.

  1. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
  2. OF COURSE I’M NOT UPSET.
  3. NO, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S UPSET.
  4. I’M NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP.
  5. COULD YOU MOVE THAT STICK?
  6. SO GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT AND CERTAINLY PRAY ABOUT THIS AND COME TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID. OKAY, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
  7. WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
  8. I JUST TOOK MY MEDICINE.
  9. MOM
  10. THE YOGA HAS REALLY HELPED ME RELAX.
  11. MY ARM IS A LITTLE NUMB.
  12. THIS WEEKEND WAS SO RELAXING.
  13. HAVE SOME CAKE.
  14. THIS IS BEEN A HORRIBLE DAY. I’M GOING TO TAKE A NERVE PILL AND GET IN BED. IT MUST BE NICE TO RELAX AND NOT HAVE STRESS AT HOME. YOU’RE REAL LUCKY. I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE.*
  15. WHERE DID YOU GO?

*This one was actually a message sent to me just like that.

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