I Hate People

My husband and I have unintentionally created this routine. It goes something like this: Me: I hate people Him: I know. Me: No, I really, really hate people. Him: I know you do, sweetie. I know you do. We go through this several times a week and twice on Sundays.  Generally there was a conversation…

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Overheard

A couple have the following discussion while filling out forms in the waiting room of a doctor’s office: Maw: (reading the form out loud) It says, present years married. What’s that? Paw: What? Maw: Present. Years. Married. What do I put? Paw: Well, I reckon 38. Put 38. Maw: Present years married. Paw: Or 72. Put 72….

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Take Back America From Radical Followers Of Greek Mythology

I have a confession to make. I’m really embarrassed and upset, but I need help. I don’t know where to turn. My seven-year-old nephew is self-identifying as Hellenistic. It started innocently enough (we thought) in his second grade public school class. The teacher (obviously planted in the school by the radical Hellenistic group Dodekatheon to…

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