A couple have the following discussion while filling out forms in the waiting room of a doctor’s office:
Maw: (reading the form out loud) It says, present years married. What’s that?
Maw: Present. Years. Married. What do I put?
Paw: Well, I reckon 38. Put 38.
Maw: Present years married.
Paw: Or 72. Put 72.
Maw: Present years…alright. Seventy-two.