Blech.

7 Dec

I make the world’s worst sick person. I worse than any man when I’m sick. I alternately want no one near me, yet someone close to cater to my every wish and tissue need. Today I feel like hammered snot. I’m typing this from my sickbed. See what I do for you, The Internetz? I’ll be back in a day or two.

Now, could you get me some Vapo-Rub and tea?

Advertisements

Just spit it out, already!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: