What I Have Learned From The Internet

Everything is always as it is. There are no exceptions to any rules. Nothing is as it is. There are only exceptions to rules. You’ve never had [insert illness here] as badly as I have. You think that [insert food item here] is good? That’s shit! The only REAL [insert food item here] comes from [obscure, tiny…

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A Hat, A Ruffle, And An Identity Crisis

I don’t know what’s happening to me. I’m drawn to girly things all of a sudden. Now that January’s almost over, I decided it was time to get a 2012 calendar for my Franklin planner. I like to get a jump on the year like that. The inserts have flowers and berries and shit. Not…

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A List

In no particular order: The Thin Mint is the most overrated cookie on the planet. Department stores don’t need to compete with Walmart. They need to compete with other department stores. There is room in the market for department stores AND discounters. If you are a retailer not paying attention to the women’s plus-size market,…

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