Yeeeeah.

10 Feb

Me: I’m sorry I was such a complete and total bitch.

Him: I love you anyway.

Me: Thank you for not saying, “Oh, you weren’t a bitch.”

Him: (Drains wine glass)

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2 Responses to “Yeeeeah.”

  1. Gita February 11, 2012 at 1:04 am #

    And what, pray tell, is wrong with being a bitch? If you excised the bitchiness from my personality, I would be left with a vague woman who can poach eggs. Think of all the entertaining women who are/were bitches: Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd, Dorothy Parker, Ru Paul. Come on, celebrate your inner bitch. That’s what God made margaritas for.

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