Me: I’m sorry I was such a complete and total bitch.

Him: I love you anyway.

Me: Thank you for not saying, “Oh, you weren’t a bitch.”

Him: (Drains wine glass)

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Gita says:

    And what, pray tell, is wrong with being a bitch? If you excised the bitchiness from my personality, I would be left with a vague woman who can poach eggs. Think of all the entertaining women who are/were bitches: Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd, Dorothy Parker, Ru Paul. Come on, celebrate your inner bitch. That’s what God made margaritas for.

Just spit it out, already!

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