A Brief Update

You know how when a dog gets all in a skunk’s business you’re supposed to bathe him in tomato juice? It doesn’t work on humans. PARTICULARLY WHEN IT’S SPICY V8 JUICE. Which reminds me of this time I was at the beach and our neighbor heard that meat tenderizer is good for jellyfish stings so…

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Briefly

Yes, I’ve been off social media for a while. Didn’t notice? Congratulations, YOU have a life. Because I have some friends who are having weird horrible days today, let me just tell you that NOT ONLY did I burst into tears in the Auto Zone parking lot, I had to use Fix-A-Flat and CANNOT get…

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