My Theory Of Some Of It

I have this theory that if I spend a few hours a day thinking really hard, concentrating like orange juice, I can reduce the size of my butt. I figure that I’ll be expending energy with all that thinking and that it will be like exercise. Further, my theory states the fat will melt off…

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The Experiment

Other than the stress of not having a playground buddy for recess, the worst part of school was word problems. To paraphrase an internet meme, every word problem reads the same way to me: Two cars travel at 53.5 mph when the train leaves the station at 6:01 PM. How much change will Sally have if…

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