The Flash

“Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.” –Nora Ephron Holy stretch marks, y’all. Did your mothers prepare you for your forties? No. Allow me…

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A Few Things I Did The Last Couple Years

Y’all. Seriously, y’all. It’s been so weird. One day I woke up and decided I wanted to be an adult. Like a real adult who didn’t think theater was a good major and didn’t guzzle fabric softener by mistake.   I went back to school, got a degree in human resources management, went back to…

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