The Bucket Shrub

My husband found four shrubs and a palm tree by the side of the road. Well, it’s not really a palm. It’s some kind of giant fern with a weird (PORN NAME ALERT!) hairy trunk. And it’s like four feet tall except now it’s dead. Or maybe it’s just resting, what do I know about…

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Briefly: Duckfaced Naked Selfie Edition

I hate to give this woman any more hits by linking to her, so let me just say that if you spend any time on social media you’ve probably seen a post written by a mom of boys. It talks a lot about how she thinks young girls are skanks. I really wish I were…

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Pernilla Ponders…Babies

Tank: (Seeing a baby on TV) Oh, mommy, look a baby! Me: That’s right. Tank: I want one! Me: You have your brother. Tank: No, I want a new little one like that. Me: Sorry, bud, no more babies. Tank: Can I have one for my birthday? Me: How about a fish? I can see…

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