Every Pizza Product Development Meeting Ever

Ed: Okay, let’s get started. From our focus groups we know a few things. One, people have totally not noticed we don’t use the Pizza Table–or as some folks call it, the Pizza Saver–in the center of our pies anymore. Apparently we have been doing a first-rate job of keeping the extra cheese off the…

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What I Have Learned From The Internet

Everything is always as it is. There are no exceptions to any rules. Nothing is as it is. There are only exceptions to rules. You’ve never had [insert illness here] as badly as I have. You think that [insert food item here] is good? That’s shit! The only REAL [insert food item here] comes from [obscure, tiny…

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Yes, This Is What I Do ALL Day

I have a very active imagination. I know. Hard to believe, right?  I have these characters I’ve developed in my head over the years. I’ve thought about turning them into monologues and staging them. I was an actor once upon a time. But then I got over it because, well, the problem with acting is…

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