Every Pizza Product Development Meeting Ever

Ed: Okay, let’s get started. From our focus groups we know a few things. One, people have totally not noticed we don’t use the Pizza Table–or as some folks call it, the Pizza Saver–in the center of our pies anymore. Apparently we have been doing a first-rate job of keeping the extra cheese off the…

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Politics Most Fowl

I know everything is political. I get it. Shoes, makeup, the kind of bags you haul groceries in are all indicative of exactly how black your soul is. And now? Your choice of fast food chicken tells me how you feel about teh gayz. That’s right. If you eat at Chick-fil-a, you’re a gay-hating, gun-toting,…

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Life Coaching for Family

Dear Standard Life Coach, When my mother-in-law likes a piece of clothing or color I wear, she tells me it looks “well” on me. I don’t think this could be right. What do I do? Signed, Lovely in Puce. Dear LiP, Ah, yes. Standard Life Coach feels your pain. Being told that color looks well on…

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