As I Was Saying…

Yeah, so didn’t make it back quite in the time frame I imagined. I’m just not going to get into why because it’s really just not that interesting. I mean, I know I’m not generally interesting anyway, but this is like hearing someone else’s dream not interesting. It’s like listening to someone describe a dress…

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Taking It To The People

Have I mentioned I hate summer? I mean recently. I believe you can find previous mentions here, here, and here. One of the many things I hate about summer is shorts. I know I do not have to wear them, but sometimes they are the only thing that will do. Since the three pairs I…

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I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer

I hate summer. I hate summer with the heat of a thousand suns. I hate heat. I hate humidity. I hate mowing grass. I hate all summer holidays because they require fake patriotism and the ingestion of various bland, disgusting mayonnaise-based salads. I hate hearing about how your mother makes HER potato salad. I don’t give…

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