Every Pizza Product Development Meeting Ever

Ed: Okay, let’s get started. From our focus groups we know a few things. One, people have totally not noticed we don’t use the Pizza Table–or as some folks call it, the Pizza Saver–in the center of our pies anymore. Apparently we have been doing a first-rate job of keeping the extra cheese off the…

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Grease. It’s What’s for Dinner

I want pizza. Not REAL pizza. Big Chain delivery pizza. Pizza made of stuff that, in a comic book,  would turn your average Joe into a mutant zombie ten foot chipmunk with a radioactive tail that was also an antenna and who could beam his laser eyes at people who use the word “jeggings” and…

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